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Q: Why does Biden fart more than Trump?
A: Because Trump won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
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Q: Why does Biden fart more than Trump?
A: Because Trump won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure. That might be true. But, does the non stop talking bother you? Or can't you handle that much truth?
Didn't vote for Fester.
Oz made me hold my nose!
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Don't know what you lot are bitching about, at least SOMETHING about him works.
Yeah, just the wrong end functioning. DF
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The shart heard round the world. There I fixed it for you
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His voice has changed but his breath smells the same.
Wag more, bark less.
The freedoms we surrender today will be the freedoms our grandchildren will never know existed.
The men who wrote the Second Amendment didn't just finish a hunting trip, they just finished liberating a nation.
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 huge laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
chipsNdips,, honey hand me another pepsi,, love this barca lounger and big screen TV,, ahh - life is good
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huge laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Depends acts as a filter... DF
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The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
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Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom."
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I’m sure someone in his Illegal “Administration” has the schitty job of doing that several times a day. “Job Security” 😜
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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This was not on CNN so it didn't happen ! Fake News !!
Ride Hard, Shoot Straight, Don't Lie !
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Camilla: sounds like someone had the biscuits n gravy this morning.........and the gravy smells like chit
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And, they want to blame cows for methane induced global warming
Some spelling errors can be corrected by a vowel movement.
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Is that what they mean by "Let Go, Brandon"?
Last edited by las; 11/10/21.
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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That fart was the most factually correct speech Biden has ever given.
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After farting, Biden was asked, "What's in your wallet?"
Biden replied, "Gas money."
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