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Too much sensitivity going around. I will bribe you with something 'extra special' from my cellar reserve: ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/BAWBVoY.jpg)
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
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I'll match that with some crap a local Texas whiskey maker put out for a while. Vile!
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To me, the greatest schithead, is a completely different category. The immense volume of people who qualify for that, including me at times, is almost overwhelming and will take some more serious thought. Then you have the question, is "greatest schithead" an oxymoron, or just a moron?
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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This is quite a prestigious honor so think about it carefully.
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Campfires Greatest Smartass? - Probably DeFlave:
DeFlave was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses
inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.
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Campfires Greatest Smartass? - Probably DeFlave:
DeFlave was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses
inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable. One time he was hospitalized with the Hope Diamond up his ass. They said his condition was guarded.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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I don't normally get sucked in to these types of threads. However, this one caught my eye. First, let me say, that I consider the "Campfire's Greatest Smartass" to be a good title and not a pejorative. The one that seems to pop into my head right away is LRoyJetson. His jabs are usually on point and frankly crack me up. I hope you take this nomination the right way and as intended LRoyJetson.
To me, the greatest schithead, is a completely different category. The immense volume of people who qualify for that, including me at times, is almost overwhelming and will take some more serious thought. I agree that neither schithead or smartass are derogatory terms. At least much higher on the scale than our resident azzholes.
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Paul the pedal biker surely ranks You could have just said "the good looking Paul."
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If you mean in a bad way as a smart ass I nominate the guy from Alaska that you need a interpreter or sub-titles to understand. Hint....
Figures don't lie, But Liars figure
Assumption is the mother of mistakes
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yeppers
Hint
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If you mean in a bad way as a smart ass I nominate the guy from Alaska that you need a interpreter or sub-titles to understand. Hint.... What? You don't put brightly colored tape on each end of your riflescopes and toss them into a creek for 'authentic' pictures?! Hint.....and hint again
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"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
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If you mean in a bad way as a smart ass I nominate the guy from Alaska that you need a interpreter or sub-titles to understand. Hint.... Don't pick on ironbender, he can't help it.
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I’ve been here longer than almost all of you fúckers and I never get invited to any parties.
Hurts my feelers.
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Obey lawful commands. Problem solved.
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I’ve been here longer than almost all of you fúckers and I never get invited to any parties.
Hurts my feelers.
P Generally you are polite and contribute comments about actually shooting.
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I’ve been here longer than almost all of you fúckers and I never get invited to any parties.
Hurts my feelers.
P Generally you are polite and contribute comments about actually shooting. How does "actually shooting" differ from "shooting?"
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I’ve been here longer than almost all of you fúckers and I never get invited to any parties.
Hurts my feelers.
P Generally you are polite and contribute comments about actually shooting. How does "actually shooting" differ from "shooting?" Shooting is what some people claim to do. Actually shooting is, well, actually shooting. And Fúck the “polite” búllshit, I’m edgy and raw! P
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How does "actually shooting" differ from "shooting?" Fair question... I do both... when I encounter rude bicyclists. I also back over them and also stab them when no witnesses are present... or are fellow anti bike compatriots.
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I do know who is the "Smartest Man on Fire". Pretty much all that matters. ![[Linked Image from external-content.duckduckgo.com]](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FWFFZHBy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=eff77255cf7df904bcc6b4450542e4ba59e00891b55cb473a9174319b28e3765.gif)
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Paul the pedal biker surely ranks You could have just said "the good looking Paul." That hurt.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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How does "actually shooting" differ from "shooting?" If you have to ask, you've never been actually shooting.
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