|
|
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 102,431
Campfire Sage
|
Campfire Sage
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 102,431 |
When I was a teen, I remember my brother exiting the bathroom. He nudged me and said "watch this". He asked my sister if she had spilled perfume in the bathroom. She went in and got a snoot full of his stench. He and I laughed, and laughed. That’s funny
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 17,394
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 17,394 |
Sprays just make it smell like perfumed chit.
Fart fan or GTFO
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 9,864
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 9,864 |
Spray the water before you go.
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of
. Confucius
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,846
Campfire Tracker
|
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 4,846 |
Alway keep this in a conspicuous location. Had to have a heart to heart with the grandson about how long of a spray is needed. Not just a little Pfft, but a Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft! ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/XNy98ZsZ/IMG-3462.jpg) ![[Linked Image from img.ifunny.co]](https://img.ifunny.co/images/57f71f27da7938aa06d80760b1cae955c556a83baf7d33d7e00f2b49f26b30f2_1.jpg)
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 45,419
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 45,419 |
Camp is where you make it.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 20,945
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 20,945 |
Stxhunter: You need a better bathroom fan or a bigger house - or does he grunt on your living room rug?
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 37,344
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 37,344 |
Sprays just make it smell like perfumed chit.
Fart fan or GTFO This, I hate breathing those chemicals. Probably what's gone wrong with the country. Especially since they came out with those damn heated oil plug in things. Cabal put scheidt in them to ruin the world.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 23,823
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 23,823 |
Light a match ya lazy bastards.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 2,522
Campfire Regular
|
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 2,522 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2022
Posts: 391
Campfire Member
|
|
Campfire Member
Joined: Feb 2022
Posts: 391 |
The smell of that air freshener stuff is more offensive than the smell of the [bleep] its supposed to cover up
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2021
Posts: 174
Campfire Member
|
|
Campfire Member
Joined: Aug 2021
Posts: 174 |
My father lives 5 minutes away. I'd say 8 out of 10 times he dueces within 5 minutes of visiting, leaving horrible streaks. It's like spackle.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 19,720
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 19,720 |
I had the best smoked brisket, pork and chicken of my life last night. A fugking lot. When I schidt this morning, it left an oil sheen on the surface. I was so proud of it that I left it for the hotel cleaning staff.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 14,096
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 14,096 |
Drives all the way from the island to my house to chit in my bathroom. Like chit at your house before you leave why do I have to smell it? Learned behavior???
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2022
Posts: 326
Campfire Member
|
|
Campfire Member
Joined: Aug 2022
Posts: 326 |
This stuff is the real deal!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 1,678
Campfire Regular
|
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 1,678 |
Drives all the way from the island to my house to chit in my bathroom. Like chit at your house before you leave why do I have to smell it? If this is your only serious concern, I would consider you extremely blessed. To each his own, but if I were you I would just get over it.
"...why, land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for,... because it is the only thing that lasts."
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 881
Campfire Regular
|
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 881 |
Best cover is lighting a wood match!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2022
Posts: 68
Campfire Greenhorn
|
|
Campfire Greenhorn
Joined: Jan 2022
Posts: 68 |
I farted into a Yahtzee cup one time, put my hand over it to trap it, and then asked my wife at the time why the dice in the cup smelled funny. When she asked what do you mean I held it up so she could stick her nose in it and get a good whiff. I don’t regret that moment one bit.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 19,720
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 19,720 |
I farted into a Yahtzee cup one time, put my hand over it to trap it, and then asked my wife at the time why the dice in the cup smelled funny. When she asked what do you mean I held it up so she could stick her nose in it and get a good whiff. I don’t regret that moment one bit. lololololololol
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 44,673
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
OP
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 44,673 |
I had a picture of me dropping my draws and farting on my youngest son's face while he was sleeping, little f-cker got on my laptop and deleted it after I posted it on his facebook page.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 12,232
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 12,232 |
Politics is War by Other Means
|
|
|
|
331 members (2500HD, 12344mag, 1lessdog, 257 roberts, 10Glocks, 2UP, 34 invisible),
997
guests, and
987
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
|
